Three Months Through My Eighteenth Year!
Thanks to all my clients!
(who keep this work fascinating!)
With all due respect to the economy,
Dave will keep his prices low
(and the quality high)
for yet another month:
45 minutes for $65
60 minutes for
75 minutes for $100
90 minutes for $120
120 minutes for $160
depend on distance traveled)
whether it's from weeding the garden,
too many head snaps in The March of the Wooden Soldiers,
delayed Seasonal Affective Disorder,
steeply raked stages in Madama Butterfly,
picking up your toddler and
resting her on your hip for three hours,
playing a no-chin-rest Baroque Violin at one too many Messiahs,
out too hard so that you can look good on the beach even though you've had comfort food every night since last Labor Day...
...Dave will help you recover from whatever the
Universe is dishing out to you
with air conditioning and/or a
heated massage table
and, always, a warm heart.
a massage makes a great gift to a loved one!)
Call him NOW to book an appointment:
(start with *82 if you have blocked your caller ID)
My massages can best be described as eclectic,
based in the Swedish tradition, with features from
Trigger Point Therapies,
Sports Massage, and
depending on what you need and/or want. Some of these modalities I learned in classes and workshops and some from other
Education (most recent first):
Earned a degree in Massage Therapy from
The Swedish Institute
in New York City.
The University of Pennsylvania.
Diploma with Honors from
New Dorp High School.
Six long years at
Yeshiva Teferith Schmuel Ezra.
Kindergarten and First Grade at
Licensed to practice as
a Massage Therapist in New York State. Click here for verification: NYS Professions: Online Verifications
My Humble Opinion:
Just so you know, a NYS license does NOT mean that the bodyworker is any good.
Some of my favorite (meaning most talented) masseurs have no license, and some of the licensed ones are so awful I stopped
the massage after ten minutes, paid them in full, and left. The only benefits derived from having a license are the
ability to work in licensed health clubs and spas, the ability to write a receipt for my clients who have flex-pay, and the
ability to get malpractice insurance. And, for those
who worry about such things, the New York State license requires me
to be discreet as part of the client/practitioner relationship.
I do not discriminate against any person because of age, ancestry, color, disability or handicap, national origin,
race, religious creed, sex, sexual orientation, or veteran status. However, if you are under 18, you need to have a parent
or guardian present... if not actually in the same room, at least within earshot.
As a licensed
massage therapist, I pride myself
on my intuitive and knowledgeable touch.
I have the ability to really
dig deep into muscles, or to use a feather-light touch,
and everything in between.
Whether to help heal injuries,
relax tight muscles,
or relieve everyday stress,
I feel certain that I can help you.
Still, you should choose a massage therapist as
carefully as you would a psychotherapist.
So, ask around, shop around,
do what you need to do...
...don't let this happen to you!
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And yes, it's true, for those of you who knew me when, I was once known as David Schnittman.
It's a long story.